Jewellery Stand

jewellery shop joke!?

A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."

Public Comments

1. Oh my gosh! yup, a joke in a million!
2. Hum.
3. star for you!!!!!!
4. Hi, Hilarious haven't heard that one before.xx
5. it's better the first time you hear it....it's been on here a few times now. still a good joke though.
6. Did She
7. What a right bunch of creeps the other answers are - all pretending they like it hoping they'll get the 10 points. In actual fact, that jokes been doing the rounds for years and I've seen it at least 13 times on Yahoo Answers in the last week alone. In fact it wasn't even smileable the first time we heard it - and you've wasted 5 points on it. Maybe that's the biggest joke of all. Okay - do you know how to report me? Sneak!
8. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was outrageously funny! LMFAO!!!
9. lol u r the joke genious
10. *hyuk* *hyuk* =D
11. cool
12. OMG thats gr8. star and xx