Jewellery Stand

Jewellery Shop?

A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the >salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price."

Public Comments

1. yha i dont lyk it
2. cute
3. Nil points for you, deux points for moi
4. oh, forget the other answerer's....I liked it!
5. i liked it too.
6. oh shit lol great star 4 u
7. Ha ha ha.!!! Excellent joke Jim.!!! 10/10 man.!!! Still laughing this side, bet she will, lol.!!! Cheers.!!!
8. now that is deffintley funny star for U xxAxx
9. you have now master both the "copy" and "paste" feature on your computer, congratulations.
10. tee heehee good one
11. Not bad
12. Love it...I love EVERYBODY tonight
13. Ha Ha! Funny! 10!