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Jewellery Mannequins Knowledge Base
I am looking for a wholesale supplier of miniature jewellery mannequins.? In differnt styles, colours etc.
Any suggestions for the best/most efficient jewellery BOX or ORGANISER? I am DESPERATELY looking for a jewellery organiser and I am finding that impossible. My jewellery is mainly sterling silver and some gold and diamonds. I have 31 rings, 16 bracelets, 7 watches, 6 wide cuff bracelets, 2 bangles, 21 pairs of earrings (studs, hoops, danglies), 11 necklaces and 9 pendants. I love to be organised but I find it impossible with my current jewellery storage: 1 large jewellery box, 1 basket and 1 jewellery mannequin. In spite of my best efforts, everything ends up in a tangled mes. Hence the reason I am looking for what I like to call the "ultimate solution". The problem is that there just isn't quite such a thing....or is there? (please let me know). Everything out there seem inefficient and inadequate. Does anyone know of any jewellery storage products that can organise my jewellery collection efficiently and allow me easy access to my jewellery? By efficient organisation, I mean a product that will separate my bracelets, necklaces and earrings so they won't mix up and tangle. And also can organise all my rings and pendants. I have set aside a decent budget for the right product. Please do not suggest the plastic sort, wall hanging sort or anything that exposes the jewellery as I like to keep my jewellery out of view. Many thanks for your good suggestions. PS. I found this website www.cleverestjewelbox.co.uk. They claim to have the ultimate jewellery organisation products but they have not yet launched. I am curious about this product so I have registered for their launch notification email. For some strage reasons, I believe them (could be because I am desperate and need to believe in something?!) What do you think about their product? Worth waiting for?
Does anyone know were to get cheap jewelry holder mannequins? iM HAVIN A SWEET 16 ..AND I WANT THIS TO BE MY CENTER PIECES! DOES ANYONE KNOW WERE TO BUY THEM CHEAPER http://www.terrysvillage.com/tvweb/application?origin=page.jsp&namespace=browse&event=link.externalProductDetails&categoryId=122645&BP=10123&sku=91%2f4625&cm_mmc=INK-_-Themes-_-Spring%2fSummer-_-Black%20Dress%20Jewelry%20Holder
Wire mannequin jewelry holders? does any one know where i can find a store that sells small wire mannequin jewelry holders?? PLEASE PLEASE HELP!! i am going to the mall an hour away on monday and i have to find one!! but would rather not go in every store ha! thanks!
where can i find a mannequin so start designing???? a mannequin kinda like this... http://www.divazdesigns.com/images/jewellery_mannequins.jpg http://cucinatestarossa.blogs.com/weblog/images/mannequins_palais_royal.gif http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/414hFqn-AjL._AA280_.jpg http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://bp0.blogger.com/_YC3Dx4WWR6s/R87tuPZU2SI/AAAAAAAAAfo/w_ImW9kkOhk/s400/l_optika079uc.jpg&imgrefurl=http://ilovesurfacedesign.blogspot.com/2008/04/i-love-mannequins.html&h=400&w=303&sz=31&hl=en&start=39&um=1&tbnid=WnzrlnfdqeZu0M:&tbnh=124&tbnw=94&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddesigning%2Bmannequins%26start%3D21%26ndsp%3D21%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN thank you soooooo much if you answer=]
How should i show my senior project product? i made a garment that is to be paired with jeans, shoes and jewelry. I would love to purchase a mannequin but that's a lot of cash I don't have. I wanted to make it out of styrofoam but i don't think its going to work. HELP ME PLEASE!
What new should I get for my room? Well already in my room I have a i-pod touch,mac desktop,i home,pink & white bedding,i-phone,already getting a new flat screen,silver bubble chair,vanity,two dressers in my closet,standing jewelry box,medium chandelier,two bedside tables on each side of my bed,mannequin for getting dressed,desk,bookshelves,shelves desk chair,and a Louis Vuitton blanket yes I'm rich and im about to turn 13 thats sad my family already donated $100,000 last year
Where can I find the wire holding racks of a mannequin jewelry stand? (look at picture!)? I've been looking for these things at craft stores like Jo Ann's and Michael's, but I haven't been able to find them! Please help me! I am looking for the wire hooks (where the necklaces would dangle from) that are on top of the mannequin jewelry stands. As you will see from subsequent photo links, these wire hooks kind of "sprout" out of the mannequin's neck. THAT is what I am looking to purchase. Here are some visualizations in case I've got you all confused from my horrible description. http://www.bidorbuy.co.za/user_images/453/452Jewelry_Holder_exposure_resize.JPG http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/110/c/AAAAAinK7dYAAAAAARDEqQ.jpg Does anybody know what these wire hooks are called? Most importantly, does anybody know where I can purchase them? Thanks!!
I want to make a posable hand mannequin? Ok. They have fake hand models. For jewelry or gloves or whatever. I need one that is posable, so that I can put it in different positions. What are some good ways to make this? It doesn't have to be a hard material, like wood or anything. I'd even prefer to make it softer? some sort of form, with wiring or something inside, so it's more positionable? any ideas?
Mother Present Problem... Please Help!? My Mum is 44 in August and i want to buy her a jewelry mannequin ( those small bodies that you hang jewelry on) Could anybody help find me a good one and give me a link. I need it to be in £'s though please not $'s. Thanks for helping, Jenni
Does anyone know where I can find...? A dress jewlery holder? Those ones where there's a little mannequin wearing a dress and you can hang your necklaces on the hooks that come out of the top? Heres a picture of one i found on ebay: http://cgi.ebay.com/Jewelry-Holder-Stand-Mannequin-Beaded-Dress-form-16_W0QQitemZ220134102716QQihZ012QQcategoryZ67700QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting Does anyone know a place I can find them besides ebay?
Honest Opinion. What Do You Think Of A Black And White Bedroom? My mom and I are moving to a new house soon and I need a change. Ever since I was 3 years old, my bedroom has always been pink. Don't get me wrong, pink is my favorite color ever! But I wanted to do something different. I've always loved the colors black and white and vintage things. So when we moved, I wanted to do a black and white bedroom. Here's a list of all I wanted. -Black walls, white baseboards -Black and white comforter and pillows (I already have a white bed) -Black and white pictures of Marilyn Monroe and Audrey Hepburn -Black and white lamps -Black desk for my computer -Black armoire for my clothes -White iron mannequin -Small white mannequin for my jewelry -Black and white rugs -Black bookcases I've asked my mom over a million times pratically if I could paint the walls black. And each time, she said no because it'd look terrible. http://www.housetohome.co.uk/imageBank/cache/b/BH0608-1071_e_9c53654d7f7c9c72667efde1daba6b35.jpg Does that look horrible? No. And I can't live in a white walled bedroom. I have to have some kind of color. She said yes to everything else. Do you think it'd be weird or cool?
hey hw can I make these? http://www.roomzaar.com/rate-my-space/Girls-Rooms/Hot-Pink-Teen-Girly-Girl-Room/detail.esi?oid=526526 the jewelry holders (not the mannequin one the other ones)
What kind of wig would look good? I just bought this mannequin on ebay for my online shop. and I am planning to go ahead and buy a wig for it. What kind of wig should I get for it. Should it be long haired short idk? This mannequin will be displaying hats, scarfs and necklaces. Here is a link to a pic of the mannequin.http://cgi.ebay.com/Mannequin-Head-Bust-Wig-Hat-Jewelry-Display-BK-TinaB3_W0QQitemZ350136910109QQcategoryZ10797QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp2773.m263QQ_trkparmsZalgo%3DSIC%26its%3DI%252BC%26itu%3DUCI%252BIA%252BUA%252BFICS%252BUFI%26otn%3D38%26po%3DLVI%26ps%3D54 Please post links to different hair styles that you think will look right.
56 things to do at walmart? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Category: Point to be Noted Fifty-Six fun things to do in Walmart 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!" 5. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 6. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 7. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy" 8. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 9. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 10. Play with the automatic doors. 11. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 12. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?" 13. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 14. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 15. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 16. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 17. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 18. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 19. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 20. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 21. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 22. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" 23. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 24. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 25. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 26. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 27. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 28. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 29. Take bets on the battle described above. 30. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 31. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 32. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 33. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible." 34. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 35. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 36. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 37. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 38. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 39. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation i.e: "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions." 40. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 41. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 42. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 43. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie." 44. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 45. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 46. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 47. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 48. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 49. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." 50. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 51.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 52.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 53.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 54. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 55. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." 56. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!
Do you think these are funny? Sixty-Eight Fun Things to do in Walmart 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!" 6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 7. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy" 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?" 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 20. Put M&M's on layaway. 21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 33. Take bets on the battle described above. 34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!) 35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible." 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: "Marco Polo." 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc. 44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 46. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 47. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 49. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 51. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie." 52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 53. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word. 54. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 55. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 56. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 57. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." 58. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 59. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 60.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 61.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 62.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 63.Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 64. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 65. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 66. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." 67. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 68. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!
BEST joke ever....pee your pants laughing because its true!? 69 Things to do in Wal-Mart * Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. * Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. * Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. * Start playing football -- see how many people you can get to join in. * Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and yell, ''I need some tampons!!'' * Try on bras over top of your clothes. * Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms. * While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible ''Sex and Candy'' * Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, ''I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares,'' and see what happens. * Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ''10.'' * Play with the automatic doors. * Walk up to complete strangers and say, ''Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!...'' etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. * While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, ''Who BUYS this shit, anyway?'' * Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. * Put pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. * Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. *. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. * As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, ''Wow. Magic!'' * Put M&M's on layaway. * Move ''Caution: Wet Floor'' signs to carpeted areas. * Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. * Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. * Nonchalantly ''test'' the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. * Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,''...I'm Batman. Come, Robin -- to the Batcave!" * TP as much of the store as possible. * Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. * Play with the calculators so that they all spell ''hello'' upside down. (01134) * When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, ''Why won't you people just leave me alone?" * When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, ''Red Rover!'' * Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. * Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. * Take bets on the battle described above. * Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. Barbie. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect...) * While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. * While no one's watching, quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms. * Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ''Mission: Impossible.' * Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. * Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. * Fill an entire cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. * Set up a ''Valet Parking'' sign in front of the store. * Two words: ''Marco Polo.' * Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. * ''Re-alphabetize'' the CDs in Electronics. * In the auto department, practice your ''Madonna'' look with various funnels. * Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like ''the fat man walks alone,'' and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them. * While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying ''How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won.'' Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. * When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, ''No, no! It's those voices again!'' * Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. * Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. * Get a stuffed animal, go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying ''Good girl, good Bessie." * Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. * When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. * Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. * Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. * Test the fishing rods and see what you can ''catch'' from the other aisles. * In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with a girl and start flirting with him as ditisily as possible: ''Hi! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle).'' When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. ''Hi! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle).'' * Hold indoor shopping cart races. * Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. * When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially through narrow aisles. * Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. * Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. * Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. * Say things like, ''Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?'' * Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., ''Do you have any Shnerples here?'' * Ride a display bicycle through the store -- claim you're taking it for a ''test drive.'' * Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. * Get boxes of condoms and randomly slip them into peoples' carts when they aren't paying attention.
69 Things to do in Wal-Mart !!!!!!? * Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. * Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. * Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. * Start playing football -- see how many people you can get to join in. * Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and yell, ''I need some tampons!!'' * Try on bras over top of your clothes. * Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms. * While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible ''Sex and Candy'' * Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, ''I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares,'' and see what happens. * Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ''10.'' * Play with the automatic doors. * Walk up to complete strangers and say, ''Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!...'' etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. * While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, ''Who BUYS this shit, anyway?'' * Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. * Put pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. * Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. *. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. * As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, ''Wow. Magic!'' * Put M&M's on layaway. * Move ''Caution: Wet Floor'' signs to carpeted areas. * Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. * Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. * Nonchalantly ''test'' the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. * Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,''...I'm Batman. Come, Robin -- to the Batcave!" * TP as much of the store as possible. * Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. * Play with the calculators so that they all spell ''hello'' upside down. (01134) * When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, ''Why won't you people just leave me alone?" * When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, ''Red Rover!'' * Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. * Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. * Take bets on the battle described above. * Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. Barbie. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect...) * While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. * While no one's watching, quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms. * Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ''Mission: Impossible.' * Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. * Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. * Fill an entire cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. * Set up a ''Valet Parking'' sign in front of the store. * Two words: ''Marco Polo.' * Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. * ''Re-alphabetize'' the CDs in Electronics. * In the auto department, practice your ''Madonna'' look with various funnels. * Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like ''the fat man walks alone,'' and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them. * While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying ''How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won.'' Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. * When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, ''No, no! It's those voices again!'' * Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. * Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. * Get a stuffed animal, go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying ''Good girl, good Bessie." * Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. * When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. * Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. * Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. * Test the fishing rods and see what you can ''catch'' from the other aisles. * In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with a girl and start flirting with him as ditisily as possible: ''Hi! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle).'' When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. ''Hi! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle).'' * Hold indoor shopping cart races. * Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. * When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially through narrow aisles. * Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. * Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. * Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. * Say things like, ''Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?'' * Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., ''Do you have any Shnerples here?'' * Ride a display bicycle through the store -- claim you're taking it for a ''test drive.'' * Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. * Get boxes of condoms and randomly slip them into peoples' carts when they aren't paying attention.
fun things to do in wal-mart (1-50)? 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!…" etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?" 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." 17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 20. Put M&M's on layaway. 21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"…I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!" 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 32. Take bets on the battle described above. 33. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!" 36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 37. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: "Marco Polo." 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
Fun things to do at Wal-Mart? 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk, anyway?” 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.” 17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!” 20. Put M&M’s on layaway. 21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles. 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Bat cave!” 26. Run around as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?” 30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?” 31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 32. Take bets on the battle described above. 33. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.” 35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him “I need some tampons!!” 36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 37. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?” 41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: “Marco Polo.” 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics. 45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!” 49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible “sex and candy” 52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!” 56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!) 58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room. 60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels. 62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.” 66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 67. Ask other customers if they would like to join in your tag game. 68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).” 69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it! 70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the perfume!!” 71. Hit on the elderly. 72. Hit on 5 year olds. 73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if you’re trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was the biggest Cockroach I’ve ever seen, I think it was pregnant!!! Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat. 74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray. 75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that you’re a cat. Meow when people walk by rub up against their legs, etc. 76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that you’re a prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture. 77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don’t know you. 78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying. 79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your friend. 80. Excessively use anything thing that says “Try Me”. 81. Start pocketing any and all free samples. 82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins. 82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say “Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of French fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say “Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from Caldors, but not Walmart/Kmart. People who are gay are just like everyone else your know. You disgust me” Then walk away mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley- girl- like as you can. 83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too. 84. When you’re alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. 85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like you’re having some kind of massive seizure. 86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store. 87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if you’re suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see whose watching and run away as fast as your can. 88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song. 89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department 90. Put lingerie in the men’s department. 91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn around. 92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that someone is trying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over, start crying and saying “All I ever wanted was a little attention” Then run away crying. 93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink every time it blinks. Don’t look away, just stay mesmerized. 94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming “NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t light the zippo, just hold it closed. 95. Light a match under a sprinkler. 96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun”. Then walk away. 97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” Then kiss him. Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then walk away. Much more affective if you’re a guy. 98. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend that you’re a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get paid enough to do this” 99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone. 100. Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen my mommy?” 101. Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless.
Which one would you do in Walmart? *Take the time to read these,they're really worth it!* 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!" 5. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 6. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 7. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy" 8. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 9. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 10. Play with the automatic doors. 11. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 12. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?" 13. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 14. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 15. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 16. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 17. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 18. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 19. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 20. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 21. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 22. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" 23. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 24. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 25. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 26. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 27. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 28. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 29. Take bets on the battle described above. 30. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 31. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 32. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 33. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible." 34. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 35. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 36. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 37. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 38. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 39. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation i.e: "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions." 40. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 41. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 42. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 43. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie." 44. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 45. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 46. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 47. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 48. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 49. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perf 49. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." 50. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 51.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 52.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 53.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 54. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 55. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." 56. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it! 33 is just hilarious! It made me laugh so hard XD I am waiting for my Aries friend to come back and then we'll do it together. Imagine us trying to roll on the floor and then telling everyone to stop and start humming it,with a serious face. XD
Hilarious Things to Do in Wal-Mart!!?? Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". Play with the automatic doors. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?" Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. Play soccer with a group of friend, using the entire store as your playing field. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" Put M&M's on layaway. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" TP as much of the store as possible. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. Take bets on the battle described above. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. Hold indoor shopping cart races. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. Two words: "Marco Polo." Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. (the-jokes.com)
funny things to do in Wal-Mart!!!? HERE U R!! 50 funny things to do in walmart!!!! 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk, anyway?” 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.” 17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!” 20. Put M&M’s on layaway. 21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles. 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Bat cave!” 26. Run around as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?” 30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?” 31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 32. Take bets on the battle described above. 33. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.” 35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him “I need some tampons!!” 36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 37. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?” 41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: “Marco Polo.” 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics. 45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!” 49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. . .. .... i nver tried all of them yet
101 things to do at Wal-Mart? 101 Things to do at Walmart 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!" 6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 7. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy" 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?" 15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department. 16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 20. Put M&M's on layaway. 21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 33. Take bets on the battle described above. 34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!) 35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 43. Two words: "Marco Polo." 44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc. 45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie." 53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word. 55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)." 59. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." 68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it. 70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign. 71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag 72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming" 73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes 74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices 75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane 76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle) 77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saing "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!" 78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight 79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over. 80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap. 81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section 82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls. 83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner. 84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens. 85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it. 86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!" 87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund. 88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught 89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms. 90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me." 91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name. 92. Rearrange items as you see fit. 93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere. 94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs 95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex) 96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended) 97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items. 98. Follow someone until they notice 99. Puoll out pins, like that guy form the 7up commercial 100. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here. 101. Record yourself while having sex, then have it play over and over gain in the middle of a clothes rack. 102. Go into the toy section and throw all the Dora the Explorer toys on the ground and when people try to pick them up yell at them "SWIPER NO SWIPING!".
101 thigns to do at walmart? :) 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk, anyway?” 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.” 17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!” 20. Put M&M’s on layaway. 21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles. 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!” 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?” 30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?” 31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 32. Take bets on the battle described above. 33. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.” 35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I need some tampons!!” 36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 37. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?” 41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: “Marco Polo.” 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics. 45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!” 49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible “sex and candy” 52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!” 56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!) 58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and wom
MUST READ! things to do at wal-mart hahaha!? 50 Fun Things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and 2 years ago Additional Details say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!" 15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department. 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive. 17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!" 20. Put M&M's on layaway. 21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles. 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around 2 years ago your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave." 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover." 31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples) 32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men. 33. Take bets on the battle from above. 34. Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics. 35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 36. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 38. 2 years ago 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies." 41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: Marco Polo 43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc. 44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's. 45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels. 46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again." 49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
things to do in wal mart!!!!? 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Get several of those frogs (that croak when somebody walks by) from the Garden Dept. and place in strategic locations throughout store. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long," etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?" 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a test drive. 17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 20. Put M&M's on layaway. 21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!" 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 32. Take bets on the battle described above. 33. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!" 36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 37. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: "Marco Polo." 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics, while headbanging & playing air guitar to Willie Nelson demos. (Bonus: Braid hair & tie bandanna around head). 45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms. 46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 51. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 52. Turn on toys that make noise or talk at random intervals, and leave them in strategic locations. 53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 54. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 57. Set up another battlefield with GI Joes vs. Barbies. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!) 58. While handling guns in the hunting department, as
Would you do these things in Wal Mart? Which ones would you do or all of them? 1.Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2.Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4.Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5.Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7.Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8.Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9.When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin narrow aisles. 10.Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens. 11.Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10”. 12.Play with the automatic doors. 13.Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!...” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14.While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who buys this crap, anyway?” 15.Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16.Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.” 17.Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 18.Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19.As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!” 20.Put M&M’s on layaway. 21.Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas. 22.Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23.Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles. 24.Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25.Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “...I’m Batman. Come, Robin—to the Batcave!” 26.TP as much of the store as possible. 27.Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28.Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down. 29.When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?” 30.When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!” 31.Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?” 32.Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 33.Take bets on the battle described above. 34.Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 35.While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 36.Hold indoor shopping cart races. 37.Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible. 38.Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39.Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40.Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?” 41.Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store. 42.Two words: “Marco Polo.” 43.Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 44.“Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics. 45.In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels. 46.When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 47.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 48.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!” 49.Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 50.Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
56 thing to do in walmart!!!? 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!" 5. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 6. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 7. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy" 8. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 9. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 10. Play with the automatic doors. 11. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 12. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this ****, anyway?" 13. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 14. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 15. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 16. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 17. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 18. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 19. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 20. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 21. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 22. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" 23. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 24. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 25. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 26. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 27. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 28. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 29. Take bets on the battle described above. 30. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 31. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 32. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 33. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible." 34. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 35. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 36. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 37. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 38. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 39. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation i.e: "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions." 40. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 41. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 42. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 43. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie." 44. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 45. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 46. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 47. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 48. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 49. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting wi heres the rest 49. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." 50. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 51.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 52.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 53.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 54. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 55. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." 56. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!
WOULD YOU DO THESE PRANKS IN WAL-MART? 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!" 6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 7. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy" 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this ****, anyway?" 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 20. Put M&M's on layaway. 21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 33. Take bets on the battle described above. 34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!) 35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible." 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: "Marco Polo." 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc. 44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 46. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 47. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 49. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 51. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie." 52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Ta
Have you tried any of these things? 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially down thin narrow aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?" 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." 17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 20. Put M&M's on layaway. 21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 33. Take bets on the battle described above. 34. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 36.Hold indoor shopping cart races. 37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies ?" 41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: "Marco Polo." 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. *BONUS* Attempt all of the above during the same visit. ***suggested category: Mental Health. Me: 12 14 36 (if racing yourself counts) 43 (I've done that when I decided I didn't want something) And I've done a slightly different version of # 11.
whick one of these would probably get me kicked out of walmart 1st lol? 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!" 6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 7. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms. 9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy" 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?" 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 20. Put M&M's on layaway. 21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,"Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 33. Take bets on the battle described above. 34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!) 35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible." 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: "Marco Polo." 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc. 44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 46. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 47. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 49. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 51. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie." 52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair
poll: what do u think of this? 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?" 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." 17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 20. Put M&M's on layaway. 21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 24.Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 33. Take bets on the battle described above. 34. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 35.While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 36. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies ?" 41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: "Marco Polo." 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
Supermarket fun? Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. Tell an employee in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". Play with the automatic doors. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along. Walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?" Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." Follow people through the aisles, staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. Play soccer with a group of friend, using the entire store as your playing field. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" Put M&M's on layaway. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" Toilet paper as much of the store as possible. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. Take bets on the battle described above. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. Hold indoor shopping cart races. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible." Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. Two words: "Marco Polo." Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. During announcements over the PA, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
How can I start a small clothing business? I make clothes all the time, and lately, we've been needing extra money. Everybody always compliments me on everything I make, so I wanted to know how to run a business. It will be out of my home, and I will get a website instead of a store, but I need every possible tip I can get from anybody on how to run a business. Like, how do I get it known without spend like $7million for advertising; What kind of software can I get for it, that inexpensive; where to buy cheap fabrics, sewing machines, beads, ribbon, lace, etc.; What type of things I need to run the business; & anything else that would help. Remember, I'm fourteen, so I can't get a store, unless someone paid for it (not gonna happen) and I'm pretty sure the government wont lend me money at my age. Things in the store: Dresses, shirts, shots/pants, purses, shoes, jewelry, hair accessories, misc, & notebooks and other things similar to it. I would also like to know a place to buy cheap forms and possibly mannequins. Also, places where I can get a cheap website that looks professional and easy to maintain that has only my website name then .com (not places like my website.bluevoda.com oe whatever). Once again, ANY help is needed. Thank you to everyone who helps! Oh, and I want to stay eco friendly! So, could ya'll maybe list things for advertising that include online too? & if anybody can find cheap places online to buy eco friendly supplies also? Thank you so much for all of your help, its been helpful already!
Girls: What types of clothing do ya'll like? I make clothes all the time, and lately, we've been needing extra money. Everybody always compliments me on everything I make, so I wanted to know how to run a business. It will be out of my home, and I will get a website instead of a store, but I need every possible tip I can get from anybody on how to run a business. Like, how do I get it known without spend like $7million for advertising; What kind of software can I get for it, that inexpensive; where to buy cheap fabrics, sewing machines, beads, ribbon, lace, etc.; What type of things I need to run the business; & anything else that would help. Remember, I'm fourteen, so I can't get a store, unless someone paid for it (not gonna happen) and I'm pretty sure the government wont lend me money at my age. Things in the store: Dresses, shirts, shots/pants, purses, shoes, jewelry, hair accessories, misc, & notebooks and other things similar to it. Also say what shapes you like, dresses, colors, textures, anything that will help me improve my designs! I would also like to know a place to buy cheap forms and possibly mannequins. Also, places where I can get a cheap website that looks professional and easy to maintain that has only my website name then .com (not places like my website.bluevoda.com oe whatever). Once again, ANY help is needed. Thank you to everyone who helps! Oh, and I want to stay eco friendly! So, could ya'll maybe list things for advertising that include online too? & if anybody can find cheap places online to buy eco friendly supplies also?
Hollister Jewelry? i saw jelwery on the mannequins in hollister and i luved it. but it was not for sale. i looked on thier website and it doesn't have any jewlery. Does anyone know where i can find this jewlery???
ROOMdesign, any ideas!!easy points!!!!!!!!!? hi. im finally after 8 yrs able to redo my room completely. im picking orange for my room color, my fav color is blue though. i absolutely love choppy hair, neon colors, random things, and stuff like pics of of weird stuff thats awesome and zebra stripes. give me some ideas, and please tell me how to make a homemade mannequin W/OUT ducttape or paper mache'. i took apart a computer moniter and all in it is the circuit board and colorful wire., im painting it really colorful and want to use it as a head on the mannequin. im then gunna make a seperate mannequin head with bunches of idk, ears and seperate arms too too put my jewelry on, so help!(: thanks, :L
♥♥♥♥♥♥Anything Else For My Mall Scavenger Hunt List? So me and my friend are going to go to the mall and have a photo scavenger hunt =D Its where you take photos of the items that are listed on the list, and at the end, we're going to meet up in the food court and share our pictures and our stories (: RULES- 2-3 people per team, each photo must include you in it, you can't buy ANYTHING until its over here is the list: Take pictures of your team .... 1. with a salesman named Bob 2. wearing a hat with a feather 3. wearing a feather boa 4. trying on an orange necktie 5. wearing a tiara 6. with a bunny (or other live small animal) 7. covered in stuffed animals at the Disney store 8. riding the escalator 9. riding the elevator 10. in a bathroom stall 11. singing “Mary had a little Lamb” to a child under 6 12. laying on a bench 13. helping someone with their packages 14. washing hands in a bathroom using the same sink 15. looking and pointing at a mall information map 16. 1 person sitting in a highchair - 1 bonus point for each additional person 17. playing a video game 18. riding a skateboard 19. 1 person trying on the ugliest prom dress - 5 point bonus for the worst one! 20. wearing blue eyeshadow 21. getting ketchup and napkins for a stranger in the food court 22. wearing 1 high heel red shoe 23. on a kiddie ride 24. holding helium balloons 25. wearing sunglasses 26. walking up the stairs backwards 27. opening the door for 4 people 28. trying to hide behind a tree or bush inside the mall 29. doing the "wave" 30. asking someone for the time 31. sitting at a booth in a restaurant - 3 point bonus 32. giving play dolls piggy back rides 33. looking in a mirror 34. standing on the second floor waving to people on the first floor 35. holding hands with a cute guy 36. wearing cowboy hats 37. playing follow the leader 38. saluting people as they come out of Old Navy 39. riding something motorized 40. asking for an employment application 41. 1 team member getting a makeover - 7 bonus points 42. eating a food sample 43. buying gumballs 44. holding hands walking through the mall 45. 1 dressed as a mannequin - 5 bonus points if they are in the window of a store 46. Spelling out YMCA with someone at a store 47. Shaking hands with a person going up and down the escalators 48. Somebody with the same first name 49. Kissing a mannequin on the cheek 50. Walking up the stairs backwards 51. With a random persons shirt ON =) 52. with a guy showing off his biceps 53. With the closest look-a-like you can find 53. Of three girls dressed alike 54. with a person wearing too much jewelry 55. wearing green lipstick 56. playing a piano 57. wearing an oversized dress 58. proposing to a random person 59. a coin with the year you were born 60. with a person autographing your arm 61. signature from a security guard 62. with a store who’s name is not capitalized 63. with a straw wrapper that’s not white 64. with a role of toilet paper 65. a guy wearing a feather boa and heels (extra points for this >:) 66. picture of another team taking a picture 67. of a gothic hello kitty 68. making a human pyramid 69. of somebody scratching your back (not a team member) 70. sitting in an occupied table 71. picture of your group wearing beautiful dresses 72. picture of 5 neon nail polishes 73. with a price tag of something that’s 19.99 74. with a stuffed penguin 75. with a guys phone number ON YOUR HAND 76. with you and your team doing Michael Jackson thriller dance 77. with big ugly sunglasses 78. with polka dot under wear (doesn’t need to be on xD) 79. with fake vampire teeth 80. posing with a cardboard cutout 81. with a price tag with the most expensive item you can find 82. asking somebody to take a photo of your team 83. with a verizon/time warner cable info packet 84. with the cutest smallest shoes you can find 85. with a team member sitting on a massage chair 86. with a take out menu 87. with a hall mark card 88. with 5 business cards 89. with a tiny sample ice-cream spoon 90. with a spork (have spoon half fork) 91. with bendy straws 92. with a 50 percent sign 93. poking a random person 94. with somebody with abnormal hair 95. with an elderly couple 96. picture of shoes of a group of people 97. with a pregnant lady 98. with random people making a human pyramid 99. with somebody who’s hair is up to their hips 100. somebody with a weird hair color 101. posing with a guy your age with blonde hair 102. with a Nike shoe 103. with an Abercrombie/aero model 104. with a donut (can’t pay for it) 105. with two team members wearing ONE shirt =D 106. with you and your team in a photo booth (extra points if strangers take it with you) 107. pretending you’re a phone model at a cell phone place 108. with a magazine with a picture of the Jonas brothers =P 109. with a perfume sample paper 110. with a twilight accessory (not a shirt) 11
anything else for my mall scavenger hunt list? 2-3 ppl per team, must take photos of the following:? 1. with a salesman named Bob 2. wearing a hat with a feather 3. wearing a feather boa 4. trying on an orange necktie 5. wearing a tiara 6. with a bunny (or other live small animal) 7. covered in stuffed animals at the Disney store 8. riding the escalator 9. riding the elevator 10. in a bathroom stall 11. singing “Mary had a little Lamb” to a child under 6 12. laying on a bench 13. helping someone with their packages 14. washing hands in a bathroom using the same sink 15. looking and pointing at a mall information map 16. 1 person sitting in a highchair - 1 bonus point for each additional person 17. playing a video game 18. riding a skateboard 19. 1 person trying on the ugliest prom dress - 5 point bonus for the worst one! 20. wearing blue eyeshadow 21. getting ketchup and napkins for a stranger in the food court 22. wearing 1 high heel red shoe 23. on a kiddie ride 24. holding helium balloons 25. wearing sunglasses 26. walking up the stairs backwards 27. opening the door for 4 people 28. trying to hide behind a tree or bush inside the mall 29. doing the "wave" 30. asking someone for the time 31. sitting at a booth in a restaurant - 3 point bonus 32. giving play dolls piggy back rides 33. looking in a mirror 34. standing on the second floor waving to people on the first floor 35. holding hands with a cute guy 36. wearing cowboy hats 37. playing follow the leader 38. saluting people as they come out of Old Navy 39. riding something motorized 40. asking for an employment application 41. 1 team member getting a makeover - 7 bonus points 42. eating a food sample 43. buying gumballs 44. holding hands walking through the mall 45. 1 dressed as a mannequin - 5 bonus points if they are in the window of a store 46. Spelling out YMCA with someone at a store 47. Shaking hands with a person going up and down the escalators 48. Somebody with the same first name 49. Kissing a mannequin on the cheek 50. Walking up the stairs backwards 51. With a random persons shirt ON =) 52. with a guy showing off his biceps 53. With the closest look-a-like you can find 53. Of three girls dressed alike 54. with a person wearing too much jewelry 55. wearing green lipstick 56. playing a piano 57. wearing an oversized dress 58. proposing to a random person 59. a coin with the year you were born 60. with a person autographing your arm 61. signature from a security guard 62. with a store who’s name is not capitalized 63. with a straw wrapper that’s not white 64. with a role of toilet paper 65. a guy wearing a feather boa and heels (extra points for this >:) 66. picture of another team taking a picture 67. of a gothic hello kitty 68. making a human pyramid 69. of somebody scratching your back (not a team member) 70. sitting in an occupied table 71. picture of your group wearing beautiful dresses 72. picture of 5 neon nail polishes 73. with a price tag of something that’s 19.99 74. with a stuffed penguin 75. with a guys phone number ON YOUR HAND 76. with you and your team doing Michael Jackson thriller dance 77. with big ugly sunglasses 78. with polka dot under wear (doesn’t need to be on xD) 79. with fake vampire teeth 80. posing with a cardboard cutout 81. with a price tag with the most expensive item you can find 82. asking somebody to take a photo of your team 83. with a verizon/time warner cable info packet 84. with the cutest smallest shoes you can find 85. with a team member sitting on a massage chair 86. with a take out menu 87. with a hall mark card 88. with 5 business cards 89. with a tiny sample ice-cream spoon 90. with a spork (have spoon half fork) 91. with bendy straws 92. with a 50 percent sign 93. poking a random person 94. with somebody with abnormal hair 95. with an elderly couple 96. picture of shoes of a group of people 97. with a pregnant lady 98. with random people making a human pyramid 99. with somebody who’s hair is up to their hips 100. somebody with a weird hair color 101. posing with a guy your age with blonde hair 102. with a Nike shoe 103. with an Abercrombie/aero model 104. with a donut (can’t pay for it) 105. with two team members wearing ONE shirt =D 106. with you and your team in a photo booth (extra points if strangers take it with you) 107. pretending you’re a phone model at a cell phone place 108. with a magazine with a picture of the Jonas brothers =P 109. with a perfume sample paper 110. with a twilight accessory (not a shirt) 111. on a kiddy ride 112. sitting IN a shopping cart 113. thumb wrestling a security guard 114. picture with an entire restaurant or fast food place where everybody’s hands are raised 115. picture of somebody giving you a kiss on the cheek (not team members) 116. with somebody in a hair salon with crazy hair 117. team member coming out of the bathroom with toilet paper coming out of their pants 118. with a tutu
Anything else to add in my mall scavenger hunt list? me and my friends are going scavenger hunting in the mall =D so there are going to be like 2-3 people on one team we need to take pictures of all of these things: THEY DON'T COST MONEY Take pictures of your team .... 1. with a salesman named Bob 2. wearing a hat with a feather 3. wearing a feather boa 4. trying on an orange necktie 5. wearing a tiara 6. with a bunny (or other live small animal) 7. covered in stuffed animals at the Disney store 8. riding the escalator 9. riding the elevator 10. in a bathroom stall 11. singing “Mary had a little Lamb” to a child under 6 12. laying on a bench 13. helping someone with their packages 14. washing hands in a bathroom using the same sink 15. looking and pointing at a mall information map 16. 1 person sitting in a highchair - 1 bonus point for each additional person 17. playing a video game 18. riding a skateboard 19. 1 person trying on the ugliest prom dress - 5 point bonus for the worst one! 20. wearing blue eyeshadow 21. getting ketchup and napkins for a stranger in the food court 22. wearing 1 high heel red shoe 23. on a kiddie ride 24. holding helium balloons 25. wearing sunglasses 26. walking up the stairs backwards 27. opening the door for 4 people 28. trying to hide behind a tree or bush inside the mall 29. doing the "wave" 30. asking someone for the time 31. sitting at a booth in a restaurant - 3 point bonus 32. giving play dolls piggy back rides 33. looking in a mirror 34. standing on the second floor waving to people on the first floor 35. holding hands with a cute guy 36. wearing cowboy hats 37. playing follow the leader 38. saluting people as they come out of Old Navy 39. riding something motorized 40. asking for an employment application 41. 1 team member getting a makeover - 7 bonus points 42. eating a food sample 43. buying gumballs 44. holding hands walking through the mall 45. 1 dressed as a mannequin - 5 bonus points if they are in the window of a store 46. Spelling out YMCA with someone at a store 47. Shaking hands with a person going up and down the escalators 48. Somebody with the same first name 49. Kissing a mannequin on the cheek 50. Walking up the stairs backwards 51. With a random persons shirt ON =) 52. with a guy showing off his biceps 53. With the closest look-a-like you can find 53. Of three girls dressed alike 54. with a person wearing too much jewelry 55. wearing green lipstick 56. playing a piano 57. wearing an oversized dress 58. proposing to a random person 59. a coin with the year you were born 60. with a person autographing your arm 61. signature from a security guard 62. with a store who’s name is not capitalized 63. with a straw wrapper that’s not white 64. with a role of toilet paper 65. a guy wearing a feather boa and heels (extra points for this >:) 66. picture of another team taking a picture 67. of a gothic hello kitty 68. making a human pyramid 69. of somebody scratching your back (not a team member) 70. sitting in an occupied table 71. picture of your group wearing beautiful dresses 72. picture of 5 neon nail polishes 73. with a price tag of something that’s 19.99 74. with a stuffed penguin 75. with a guys phone number ON YOUR HAND 76. with you and your team doing Michael Jackson thriller dance 77. with big ugly sunglasses 78. with polka dot under wear (doesn’t need to be on xD) 79. with fake vampire teeth 80. posing with a cardboard cutout 81. with a price tag with the most expensive item you can find 82. asking somebody to take a photo of your team 83. with a verizon/time warner cable info packet 84. with the cutest smallest shoes you can find 85. with a team member sitting on a massage chair 86. with a take out menu 87. with a hall mark card 88. with 5 business cards 89. with a tiny sample ice-cream spoon 90. with a spork (have spoon half fork) 91. with bendy straws 92. with a 50 percent sign 93. poking a random person 94. with somebody with abnormal hair 95. with an elderly couple 96. picture of shoes of a group of people 97. with a pregnant lady 98. with random people making a human pyramid 99. with somebody who’s hair is up to their hips 100. somebody with a weird hair color 101. posing with a guy your age with blonde hair 102. with a Nike shoe 103. with an Abercrombie/aero model 104. with a donut (can’t pay for it) 105. with two team members wearing ONE shirt =D 106. with you and your team in a photo booth (extra points if strangers take it with you) 107. pretending you’re a phone model at a cell phone place 108. with a magazine with a picture of the Jonas brothers =P 109. with a perfume sample paper 110. with a twilight accessory (not a shirt) 111. on a kiddy ride 112. sitting IN a shopping cart 113. thumb wrestling a security guard 114. picture with an entire restaurant or fast food place where everybody’s hands are raised 115.
oooooooh IM LOVING IT!!! ISNT THIS THE BEST? i got another new mannequin today. feel like i just won the lotto. WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH IM SO HAPPY if you want clothes, jewelry, dog wear or custom order hit me up :P pic taken like 2seconds ago http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/araceliv/P1000782.jpg yeah i know i'm a dork / loser. but i'm sexy and living my dream so i can get away with it hahaha just wanted to share my excitement. i'm easily amused as you can tell.
Is my little brother gay? Whenever he sees a girl with revealing clothes, or even just a mannequin with a bikini or something on, he starts talking about how "gross" it is. Also, he has very feminine tastes. He has jewelry and other things like that. He claims he just "collects" it, but once he went around the house with clip-on earrings on. He also slaps boys on the butt at school. He's only 9 (10 in a few days) but is it possible he's gay? My other bro has noticed it too, and voiced the same worries. We are Catholics, and if he was gay we would put him through therapy, so it's a serious issue. Just the other day he brought home a bracelet. HELP! Sid, you are supposed to make a vinegar and baking soda volcano, not set an ant hill on fire! It's not that he's not turned on, it's that he's completely disgusted. He doesn't act like that if it's a guy in a swimsuit. I'm not worried that he doesn't like girls, I'm worried that he seems attracted to boys.
HELP with project about coco chanel? uhmmm so we have to do a day of the dead profect for spanish. and on the little altar "ofrenda" we have to put 6 things that represent the person. I can only think of the number 5 (like the perfume), jewelry, eiffel tower(since she's from France), and a mannequin.(designer) and the two c's-the label. anything else??
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